Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he was CRYING into my vagina
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Randomize
