covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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