I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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