Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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