its not stalking. its research.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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