It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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