Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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