you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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