i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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