Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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