Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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