she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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