But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
