I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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