so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
My balls are so social today.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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