Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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