The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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