He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I love you.
Bad choice
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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