Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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