She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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