What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
This baby is an asshole
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Randomize
