i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Sext me about skeletons
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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