The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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