I look better un-naked...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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