Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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