party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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