yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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