I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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