Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
How external is "for external use only"?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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