just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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