i permit you to call me
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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