This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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