brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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