Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
wow bdsm is so cute
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