what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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