Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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