is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I deserve to be covered in dicks
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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