so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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