fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
we're chasing vodka with high fives
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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