her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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