i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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