do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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