it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
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