yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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