it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You are a genius and a whore.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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