fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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