how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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