How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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