My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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