Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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