Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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