i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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