Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Randomize
