i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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