Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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