would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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